X Men 3: The Last Stand comes out in about two weeks and I'm super hyped. I think the constantly replayed trailers are making me want to see it even more, but I'm not sure. I see the trailers at least 5 times a day on the television, which begs the question: Are they hyping up this movie or not?
I certainly hope it's worth it. I'm sure it will be with such a talented cast, but rumors of Halle Berry's complaints for a bigger part in the movie might have ruined it. I certainly hope not. I'll have to ignore the fact that Storm and Wolverine were never romantically linked, contrary to whatever this movie might show. Personally, I think it's lame that they would do that, but whatever. I'm more excited to see the X Men on film since I read the comics and watch the show as a child.
As and added note, I think Famke Jenssen is one of the ten female celebrities I want to have sex with over the summer. Now, I know what you're thinking, She is totally out of your league. In fact, she's a few planets away from you. And indeed, you are very correct in your assumption. But I can dream, damnit! That's right, you can dream about the celebrities you want to bang, and I'll dream about the celebrities I want to bang. No problems. Moreover, in honor of it finally being the summer, after noticing [Adult Swim]'s "Top Ten List", and me being me (a horny male), I've decided to start a list of my own. Besides, I don't agree with [Adult Swim]'s list entirely. So, without further adieu, I present:
The Top Ten Female Celebrities I Want To Have Sex With This Summer
(In No Particular Order!)
- Famke Jenssen. I'd like to make some Famke with her!
- Lisa Loeb. She's got that hot nerdy chick look. Nerd porn?
- Eva Longoria. Who doesn't want to do her?
- Mya. I bet her love is like Whoa!
- Rachel McAdams. If only I could crash her wedding.
- Shakira. Her hips don't lie and she can shake it!!
- Kirsten Dunst. She could be my Mary Jane anytime!
- Jewel. My intuition says it would work again and again. (Is it me or is she just 10 times hotter than before.)
- Julia Stiles. I've liked her since forever ago. So hot!
- Jewel Staite. She could bring me to Serenity! (You know, she's the hot mechanic in Serenity.)
That's one hella hot list of women. If only it were possible. I can continue to dream, though! Mmm, Famke! I can't wait to see you this summer as the Phoenix. You totally light my fire!
1 comments:
Ah, well that makes sense. I just think it's easier to read from. That and it's not pink. XD It's your template, of course!
We'll talk soon enough! Work started up, so I'm not around as much as I was before. We have some interesting stuff to talk about though, that's for sure!!
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