X Men 3: The Last Stand comes out in about two weeks and I'm super hyped. I think the constantly replayed trailers are making me want to see it even more, but I'm not sure. I see the trailers at least 5 times a day on the television, which begs the question: Are they hyping up this movie or not?
I certainly hope it's worth it. I'm sure it will be with such a talented cast, but rumors of Halle Berry's complaints for a bigger part in the movie might have ruined it. I certainly hope not. I'll have to ignore the fact that Storm and Wolverine were never romantically linked, contrary to whatever this movie might show. Personally, I think it's lame that they would do that, but whatever. I'm more excited to see the X Men on film since I read the comics and watch the show as a child.
As and added note, I think Famke Jenssen is one of the ten female celebrities I want to have sex with over the summer. Now, I know what you're thinking, She is totally out of your league. In fact, she's a few planets away from you. And indeed, you are very correct in your assumption. But I can dream, damnit! That's right, you can dream about the celebrities you want to bang, and I'll dream about the celebrities I want to bang. No problems. Moreover, in honor of it finally being the summer, after noticing [Adult Swim]'s "Top Ten List", and me being me (a horny male), I've decided to start a list of my own. Besides, I don't agree with [Adult Swim]'s list entirely. So, without further adieu, I present:
The Top Ten Female Celebrities I Want To Have Sex With This Summer
(In No Particular Order!)
- Famke Jenssen. I'd like to make some Famke with her!
- Lisa Loeb. She's got that hot nerdy chick look. Nerd porn?
- Eva Longoria. Who doesn't want to do her?
- Mya. I bet her love is like Whoa!
- Rachel McAdams. If only I could crash her wedding.
- Shakira. Her hips don't lie and she can shake it!!
- Kirsten Dunst. She could be my Mary Jane anytime!
- Jewel. My intuition says it would work again and again. (Is it me or is she just 10 times hotter than before.)
- Julia Stiles. I've liked her since forever ago. So hot!
- Jewel Staite. She could bring me to Serenity! (You know, she's the hot mechanic in Serenity.)
That's one hella hot list of women. If only it were possible. I can continue to dream, though! Mmm, Famke! I can't wait to see you this summer as the Phoenix. You totally light my fire!