Better By Nightfall

Yes, I know this is a very late realization, but to my credit I did note that I didn't like SP2 a long time ago. In fact, I didn't install it until January because I knew it would screw things up. When I installed it almost everything worked fine. It did screw up my StyleXP settings and some other things, but most have been things that I can manage.

However, it has recently come to my attention that certain devices don't work with XP. My webcam, unfortunately, appears to be one of them unless I can figure out if Intel has a patch or driver or something that makes it work in light of Microsoft's cluster-fuck of an update.

Any ideas?