Better By Nightfall

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hey, what's up?
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Yo! Not much
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Ready to go back to college soon?
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YES
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sometime around yesterday.
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LOL!
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I think we all are like that about now.
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yeah, and I've only been working for a few weeks. It's going to be a long 2 months
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XD
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Well, work has been good for me
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except the fact that I still haven't gotten paid
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and I've been working there for a month and a week now
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and yopu've been working for how long?
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oh,
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Well, that would irk me.
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Yeah
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We've gotten it fixed, hopefully
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I better see green in the account tomorrow...
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Speaking of green in the account, Damn U.S.Bank.
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Oh?
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My account has this thing where they take 25 from my checking on the first of every month, and put in in my savings. "goal-based savings" they call it.
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Hmm
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My bank works in the opposite way
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they take money from my savings and put it in my checkings whenever they think I'm about to bounce...pisses me off
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anyways, when the money isn't in your accout to transfer, they charge you $30. So in a flash you're hit with a -55 dollar balance.
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I know it's helpful...but sometimes they screw my budgeting up
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Nice
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Change banks if you can
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that's total bullshit
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then in the letter that they send you they tell you that after 4 days of a negative balance, they charge 7 dallars daily.
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I of course get the letter on day 4.
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XD
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Shit dude!
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yeah, I'm really pissy about my money right now.
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because I too have not been paid yet.
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See
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That's BS
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What's up with not paying the college kids
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I mean, c'mon. I NEED the money just like everyone else
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how am I supposed to get an education! HUH!/
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exactly. plus i get my first check on monday, which is what, 3 days before my first housing payment is due?
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Yeah
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Housing...
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god-damn! I have no time to get to a bank, and even if i did, the money won't be there for a day or 2.
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Yah
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This payment deal is fucked up
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I think they should make up pay by August 1st that way we have time
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I don't know if I'll get paid this week or not
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if not...I'm screwed until next week
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needless to say, I'm glad my parents have my back on this one.
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Mine do too...but it comes at the cost of nagging
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ah those hidden costs.
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Yep
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I'd pay them back in time and what not, but I'd still get that "Well, you should've used the money you had in your savings account for that instead of books...
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or something like that
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Yeah, I've already bought half of my books
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That was from the savings money though
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I've been buying them on half.com to save moeny
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oh cool, I guess i can go see what books I need to get now.
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so far so good
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Yep
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I'll have to try that.
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Yeah, I'm saving 25% by using half.com
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*sniff sniff* do you smell IRONY?
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LOL! Indeed!
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It's better than getting jipped by the bookstore though
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those bastards!
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true. and it's the only way to get a used copy of schoedinger's philosophy book.
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bastards can't buy it back.
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no used books in stock boosts sales like a mother for schoedinger.
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I know!
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That shit pisses me off more than anything else
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damn bookstore
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I want to burn it down...
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but I'd get caught, no doubt
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those fuckers deserve it though
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yes. We'll have to get our happiness from just knowing that they DESERVE it.
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XD Well, if Morriss went down that'd work in place of it ...
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Maybe I should set him on fire instead?
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LOL!
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Just kidding!
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ha! nice one.
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just imagine hime running through the quad in flames while the student body hides all the fire exstinguishers.
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LOL!
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That'd be nice
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We'd have to burn Pam too
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magee?
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didn't she resign?
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I don't have any qualms, per se, against her policies...except for the fact that they are cracked and whacked, but I'd just let her burn because she's a nasty nappy hoe and she looks like she's got a dildo up her ass.

Did she? I don't know. I didn't think so.
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Guess who's not an RA next year?
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CINCO
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Ah, so tragicx
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I guess her rapid down on the knees action didn't help her when the gpa came through before "the man" did.
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I heard! Oh my god, those poor kids will have no idea!
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Too bad.
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oh wait, she's NOT an RA?
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So tragic that those poor kiddies will not be exposed to the gin' stench and sex stories that are undeniably false...puhleez, like she joined the mile high club! Ha!
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well, maybe ONE of her did.
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XD
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Indeed
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With her hand, maybe
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maybe she's really 5 seperate and independently sentient beings that morph togethr to make the form that we see her in. At night they break off and roam the world as petite and attractive girls, but then reform to gain their energy back.
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That would explain SOME stories.
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XD Dude, that almost sounds...rational o_O Woha! I'll have to tell her that if I see her next year!!! HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!
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have a flamethrower ready. That's the only thing that can stop angry shapeshifters.
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dude, we have to blog that.
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Totally!
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XD
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Copy and past
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paste*
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I'm writn right now, I'll just put it in.
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k
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LOL!
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Just wait until we see her again next year....*shudders* I think I'll have to run for the river and plunge or kill her on the spot. I can't deal with her anymore
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get this
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she told me she works at a sex shop
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dude, what?
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Yeah
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She works part-time at a sex shope in Seattle
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Right up her alley, apparently
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ooooOOOOOhhhh. Seattle!
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Anyway, she was telling me the story about this guy that bought lube
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nope, still don't believe it.
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and asked if she would demonstrate it for him
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go on
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but she was so embarassed that she declined even though he was "hot"
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demonstrate lube? Does the guy need a 101 class?
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I was like....RRRRIGHT! You know what Laura, I just had a threesome too! It was amazing! I've never been so exhilarated and exhausted at the same time in all my life.
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"in fact I'm having ion right now! and I have to type with my toes cause, dman it's crazy!"
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LOL!
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Seriously
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I bet, if she is at the sex shop, she uses the workers discount to get Drew: Dildoman 3000!
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That's the real story behind Drew, no doubt.
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life size inflatable drew!
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Yep!
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Seriously. She has to either have a doll, dildo, hand, or dog or animal because there is no way in hell she's getting hit for real. If she is, then why in the world has hell not come to earth yet??
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Or maybe it has....
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in the form
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of
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PRINCESS ASSWEE!
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We're putting tofu and celery on the door to ward her away!
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XD
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Apparently she's working with girl scouts at summer camp right now
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...those poor poor girls
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instead of eating cookies, she's trying to eat them
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tragic, really
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The future cookie selling whores of America are in great danger and demise because of her...
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hahasha!
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poor poor girls
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They're probably trying to run away right now
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but no
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Among the people that I wanted to forget about.
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She's trapped them in her tent by coercing them to play fuzzy bunny and pin the licorace on the scout.
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Seriously, if any of these people spend much time coming by to see you, I'll just knock you out and tell them i killed you, and It's time for them to leave.
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hahaha.
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LOL!
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It shouldn't come down to that.
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LOL!
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I change my AIM screenname for a reason
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Who else might we see too
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well, there's Heather, but I like her for the most part
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and Stephaine from the 6th floor
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heather who?
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she was hella' kewl
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Heather Malec
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okay, I don't know these people.
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I knew her from Mtn. Home HS
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Ok
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Lacey does
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and my blogging is done.
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Checking it out XD
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God, I have quite the potty mouth tonight
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maybe I just needed to vent XD
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you've just been building it all up with no release. I understand.
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HAHA!
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Wait until we see them on campus...
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XD
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That's all I have to say
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Well...
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you can smell one of them before you see her
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so
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Yeah
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XD
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Seriously
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she need to DOUCHE
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Maybe that's too foreign a concept to her though
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kind of like staying on a healthy diet...
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please
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I only eat Vegetables because it's healthy
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haha, "wait!" *sniff sniff* "Up the treee, quick!"
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Right, well, you're also transparent and blubber because you do and don't work out...tsk, tsk. Then again, I don't think it'd be a good thing to see you work out...the gym atmosphere...you...uh...everyone would die, I guarantee it.
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There'd be no esacpe.
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That's a weapon of mass destruction
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turn her on her side and roll her down the sidewalk in the back of the sub? Why yes it is
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LOL!
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Oh! How could I forget "Lil'Bitch Camielle" too!
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Because, I'm bound to see her and her cunt for a face
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Stupid hoe
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my god, are all of these people coming back?
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Maybe she'll get in another wreck from her drunk driving debacuals this summer and end up handicapped or something
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Yes
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Almost all of them are
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It's a scary thing
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plus we have to deal with FRESHMAN
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DUH DUH DUNN
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I suppose, on some levels, that's a good thing
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but on other levels...
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yes, fresh fish.
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it means HELL
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XD
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Nice termege there
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LOL!
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Yes, I think Asswee would agree with you too!
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hahaha"mmMMMmm, seafood!"
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LOL!
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I can see her running after them now!
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damn visa, they just called for me.
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"STOP! I MUST EAT YOU IN ORDER TO RISE UP THE FOOD CHAIN! I WILL BECOME THE KING OF BEASTS ONCE I EAT ANOTHER HUMAN AROUND MY SIZE! MUHAHAHAHH!"
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Say what?
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Visa just called me trying to "give" me a credit card "we're sending a package to college students.." me: "What's the package?" " It's a visa gold..." "I'm not interested in a credit card" "bradley, you don't have to make a decision right now..." "well, I AM making the decision right now." *click*
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LOL!
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Damn telemarketing scum bags!
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Burn them toO! O_o
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HAHAH
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XD
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Seriously though
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Who needs a credit card right now at this age?
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Unless you're a whorish heiress to the hilton hotels...you really can't afford to mess with the credit.
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haha, I kinda feel sorry for them because now I know what cold-approach sales is like.... but goddamn, I get a call for some credit card offer every WEEK.
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Yeah
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I'm glad I don't have to deal with that
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LOL!
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nice stab at hilton though.
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Chace would disagree
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but then again, her being a "nice stab" is what her reputation is based on.