These are random thoughts and quotations from the movie 300. If you haven't seen it, you should!
(Oracle flows to incense and melodic music)
Me: Damn! Those are some professional titties. Those nipples should be in National Geographic!! I think they have their own zip code!
Bree: Tell me about it. Looks like this is a movie for the guys.
(King Leonidas meets Xerxes who sits upon a golden throne)
Me: Xerxes, the Libberachi of history!
(King Leonidas stands naked looking at Sparta)
Guy next to me: (fart noise)
Bree: Well, at least the ladies get something!
(Watching the credits)
Bree and I: Asian Transexual?! (laughing)
Me: How bad would that suck for your resume? I was Asian Transexual 1.
Bree: Oh I know! I would hate to be Asian Transexual 3. They'd be like, "So, you weren't good enough to be number one, huh?"
Monday, March 19, 2007
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Don't you mean "incense", meaning "a gum, spice, or other substance that is burned for the sweet smell it produces; the smoke or perfume of such a substance"? XD
Asian Transexual 3. CLASSIC
Yes. Changed. :P
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