Monday, December 05, 2005

t3h g33k!I've got this theory that geeks don't get dates; unless, of course, they create a total babe like Anthony Michael Hall did in Weird Science or, perhaps, find a blow up doll. Either way, those options are unrealistic for me. (Chace, damnit, I don't want to hear about how a blow up doll IS an option for me. And yes, I already know that there is ALWAYS porn. Or as you call it, pron, that totally rock'n band!)

Honestly, though, geeks and dating just don't mix. Kind of like beer before liquor. Only not as volatile. Granted, this is stereotypical of me to assume such. Geeks can and do date. ALL. THE. TIME. With other geeks and nerds. (What, you know it's true! I mean, really, how many nerds are with t3h sexy chix0rz?!) (Veneliza is an exception to this rule; but, V, you have to admit that you do have t3h g33k g3n3! And your g33k1n355 combined with Jeff's forms a strong g33k bond that r potentially t3h uber-strong.)

So, maybe it's just me? Maybe I don't mix with the dating scene? I'm not sure. I was talking with a good friend of mine the other night, and she told me that I do "have it all": (as listed by her) good looks, great eyes, smarts, and a good personality. The only thing I'm lacking? "Confidence." Confidence? Confidence, I'm confident in that cuz' maybe I'm shy that way? Perhaps that's it though? I mean, maybe I don't have the balls I think I do? Yeah, that's probably it, I thought to myself, I'm all talk and no cock...and balls. Seriously, though, I think my friend may have had a point. I think I need to just grip it and say, "What's up? Do you want to hang out sometime." Or "I have mad money and I'll get you some grub if you give me some luv." Don't like that line? Damn, I was working on that one all night. Like that Keira Knightly line: Keira, I'd do her "Knightly."

Needless to say, I plan on being more assertive about dating (though, maybe not exactly as I said it above). Now, all I need to do is hone my geek technique and not be afraid to speak to a rock'n lady when I meet her.

Image from, created by Matt Nikki.


Dear Lovey Heart said...

i find geeks to be the best kind of boys because of the very reason that they don't have much confidence that way they don't judge you, they don't care what you wear what you listen to etc. in my opinion everything is much nicer that way.

Thister said...

Heh! Thanks! I see what you're sayinng. Yeah, geeks don't have overreaching egos due in part to lack of confidence among other things. I agree though, most geeks don't judge too much because they don't see a reason too, unless it's some sort of technology related issue. It's all game then! Haha!

Zucchini said...

I <3 my geeeeeeeks!

Am I not a sexy chix0r? =O lol!

You're hot, it's true ;D, but it doesn't seem like a good time to get a girlfriend? You're awfully busy with school. She'd feel shafted? XD

Thister said...

Veneliza, you are t3h sexy chix0r with l337 skills! :D You make me laugh!!

You are right in some ways as well, I'm afraid. If I had a girlfriend she'd have to be cool with my crazy schedule of tournaments and what not. I think it won't be as bad next semester given that the tournament schedule is stacked differently. Though, I'll have more classes next semester. At least I hope it will not be so bad next semester.

Shafted. Hahah! Reminds me of Ed the Sock from Muchmusic: "The only thing her video 'Stronger' has made 'stronger' is my suspicion that Britney Spears has seen more shaft than an elevator. :P

Bree said...

How can you be the 'geek in the pink' if you won't let me buy you a pink shirt? lol

Thister said...

This is true. I refuse to wear pink. Personally I think pink is very feminine. Besides, I'm too white to have such a color against my skin.

In truth, the concept behind Jason Mraz's song "Geek In The Pink," however, does apply. ;)

Thister said...

Just for you Bree:

i don't care what you might think about me
you'll get by without me if you want
well i could be the one to take you home
baby we could rock the night alone
if we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
but sugar don't forget what you already know
that i could be the one to turn you out
we could be the talk across the town
don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
you might regret what you let slip away

Like the geek in the pink
Well like the geek in the pink, yeah
The geek in the pink

Har Har! Posted from

Anonymous said...

Bah, Wayne, 99% of the time (sasha's the 1% exception) all bitches (yes, bitches) do is dirty your floor and then refuse to Hoover... if you know what I mean...

Zucchini said...

Depends on the pink. =O A lighter shade of pink would look nice. Light pink open button down shirt over white longsleeve shirt? That'd be hot. ;D

(And of course, I'll never be able to get Jeff to do it. I can't even get him to step within 20 feet of H&M =( ...I should get him the pink shirt that says "I ran out of black shirts," ha ha!)

Bree said...

OMG Thank you, zucchini! I've been telling him to get a pink shirt forEVER! XD

And Wayne...dude, seriously. Like I don't know the lyrics. _I_ even know the 'rapping' part of the lyrics. O_o You know I got you hooked on the Mrazada.

LET ME BUY YOU A PINK SHIRT! (and promise to wear it more than once?) Please? ;)

Thister said...

Haha! Chace, you amuse me! You better be coming up here for our birthday's, we'll have a fscking BLAST!

Veneliza, how dare you support t3h enemy! Hahaha! Just kidding. I don't know. I don't like pink. Seriously. Too retro for me. I think, even if I saw how it looked on me (good or bad), I wouldn't wear it anyway. It's

Hahah! Right, right. You didn't get me hooked on Mraz though. I was listening to him before. You did, however, get me hooked on Tristan Prettyman. :P
But, seriously, no pink. I won't wear it. Me + pink = totallynotgoodOMGWTFno.

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